Si vous êtes un fan inconditionnel de Postal 2, alors vous serez avis d'apprendre que Running with Scissors vient de sortir le patch 1413 pour le jeu, plus de dix ans après sa sortie. Vous verrez dans la suite de la nouvelle que la liste des changements est conséquente, mais parmi les nouvelles choses on trouve 5 nouvelles voix, un jeu qui se souvient des portes et fenêtres détruites après les chargements des changements de zone, des équilibrages au niveau des armes, etc. Je vous laisse, j'ai envie d'acheter une bouteille de lait.

New Features and improvements

Steam Cloud has been activated for all platforms.
The amount of vocal variety has been massively increased, including race-specific dialog. 5 new voice classes in total! Also adds more situational dialog for NPC's such as seeing cats, and being on fire. There are even a few more Dude lines now too.
Added a few new variations to character pawns (example: pot bellies, shorter females, etc)
As well as doors, the game now remembers which windows and bottles have been smashed when going though load zones and returning to a previous area.
MP5's are more damaging, semi-auto mode more accurate
Firing mode for Glock and MP5 are now displayed on the hud
Dynamite has a larger radius and more damage
Can now instakill bystanders with a bali to the back to make the weapon more useful (Tougher enemies like cops are not susceptible to this trick)
Shovel Alt-Fire has a chance to sever limbs in much the same way the regular fire has a chance of decapitating.
Speed Run ranking separated from regular ranking in stats
Stats now display a flag if you speedrun a game without quitting
Display current difficulty on stats screen.
Gasoline trails light on fire easier, and also if an NPC or player run over a trail while they are on file it will ignite it.
Updated Police and security car model
Flying Sledge now destroys doors
Fluid Lifetime Slider added, allows lengthening or shortening lifespan of gas, urine, blood trails (set it to 11 for near-infinite lifetime)
Launcher now updated to include performance options
You can now delete saved games by right-clicking on them in the save/load menu. (You will be asked for confirmation first.)
Each game mode now has its own stats screen, listing only the relevant information for that game mode. (Nothing about cows or zombies in the POSTAL 2 game, for example.)
Added some new end-game player rankings! See if you can find them all.
Several new cheats, some hidden, some not...

New Features and improvements (Enhanced game only)

Awesome new zipper functionality! Just you wait to play around with it
Added flying shovel, you can now use the shovel to fly around the maps if you swing when already airborne. Try it, it's fun!
Added Hands (pick up and throw objects with Fire and AltFire when not holding a weapon)
Increased the variety of cat-grenades for the Grenade Launcher
Alt-fire will spam matches when holding the match box
New features for Machete, Scythe, Sledge and Machine Gun
Ammo cap raised to 9999
Scissors shoot faster and you also run faster when holding them
Added alt-fire to Shotgun in Enhanced Game. It shoots slow-moving explosive projectiles
Some bystanders will now come at you with their bare hands, even if they don't have a weapon

Bug fixes (both modes)

100's of map related fixes to address missing collisions, rendering issues, various visual issues such as terrain clipping in the wrong place, lots of 'out of world' bugs addressed, ect ect
Mike J now acts as you would expect him to when he's being pissed on
Fix for collision on the explodable cars, you can no longer walk though the hood etc.
Massive context sensitive performance fixes some areas when going on a rampage and blowing up cars.
Fix for alpha of the in game map to remove the black border
Fix for the game restarting on an earlier day when passing though load zones when too many doors are smashed
Wanted level will now correctly decreases in Liebermode
Resolved an issue that could cause NPC's to go running into walls
Fix for non-ragdolled bodies blocking the player with cylinder collision.
Fix for achievement menu on low resolutions
Cheats reset to 'off' when starting a new game
Fix for being able to gib Phraud Hogslop's head and him still living
Fix for a rare bug where the petition wouldn't get signed, even if the NPC agreed to sign it
Fix for cow head buzzing not going away sometimes when changing weapons.
Fix for cashiers holding heavy bags
Fix for cops repeating same lines when the dude-dressed-as-cop is attacking bystanders
Fix for a bug where you could force the elevator in MilitaryBase3 to get stuck
Fix for pawns not displaying facial expressions properly
Fix for ammo oddity with weapons that share ammo
Fix for bystanders moonwalking when hit with Bali, anthrax, or WMD
Fix for cops attacking each other while you're in disguise
Fix for Some cases of incorrect stat recording
Fix for Some 'dude kill' false positives to make getting a Jesus run fairer
Fix for a bug where the Fog Slider preferences would not update properly when Infinite Visibility was turned off
Fix for a bug causing the Machete to disappear from the Dude's hands forever when thrown
Fix for a bug causing pickups and cats to respawn when going back to a previously-visited level
Added mipmaps to almost every texture that was missing them, such as the sledge hammer.
Fix for a bug which caused some NPC's to go into a default T shape when dying while in the air
Fix for an issue where spawned-in police would arrest the Dude while in uniform. Now they just run up to him and investigate the area instead.
Fix for a bug causing the Enhanced Game to not be properly unlocked, leading to a situation where one could start an Enhanced Game but end up in the regular game instead
Fix for a crash while killing Gary Colemans in the Publisher's Office
Destroying a boarded-up door now destroys the boards as well
Fix for a bug where you could mess up a movie by pausing
Massive improvements to Steam implementation, should get rid of those "unable to connect to Steam" errors
Fix for some zombies floating in midair with no legs
Fix for some zombie kills not counting at Vince's House.
Fix for black bars covering the credits in the POSTAL 2 ending
Fix for certain NPC's receiving the wrong accessories

Changes to Achievements

The "CAN YOU DIG IT?!" achievement can now be earned even if you fire a weapon that is not the Shovel, so long as you don't kill with it. Makes it much easier to get this achievement. However, you must now kill at least 30 people with the shovel to qualify, instead of just 5.
The "40 Year Old Virgin" achievement can no longer be obtained in the Enhanced Game. Additionally, using catnip no longer slows down the speed-run timer.